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Why Do Yandere Girls Like To Find Me? - ch1

A series requested by Yuri, enjoy! 😏 oh yuri yuri yuri....-dances-

Chapter 1 - It's really not your fault that you're a Yandere

TL: flarewk

To be honest, do you think that being a yandere is normal?

"It's normal, Yandere is a form of genre, it is moe!"

Maybe you would answer me like that.

But a good female friend of mine who said that to me previously had left me forever already.

It's because I brought her to see my sister once, and afterwards.........

There's no afterwards already.

As you can see, Yandere is such a frightening thing.

And right now, I'm being pestered by another yandere girl.

Sikong Lianshan; just like what her name meant, she's a girl with an outer appearance of being very gentle and kind.

But who knew that this kind of girl would actually had such a yandere-type of heart.

"Qiuyue, why did you reject me?"

Her right hand held onto a stand of silky hair, and her left hand wielded a fruit-knife as she slowly approached me.

Don't ask me how did she manage to find a weapon like a fruit-knife in school, and please don't ask me how she managed to control her left and right hands to do completely different actions as well.

Because......I want to know too...sob sob...........

Sikong Lianshan still approached closer to me a step at a time, but I had nowhere to back already...because it's the school balcony right here.

Behind my back was the school balcony's wire-meshed fence.

"Qiuyue, why didn't you answer my question?"

Sikong Lianshan used the fruit-knife weapon and placed it on my pale white neck, and kept rubbing it left and right.

The fruit-knife that had her warm body temperature on it, didn't let made me feel any sort of pleasure at all, it made me extremely frightened instead.

Not waiting for my reply, Sikong Lianshan once again opened her mouth.

"Was it because that strange sister of yours had already preempted beforehand?"

Blood! Blood!

Fresh red blood dripped down from my neck, and I can clearly feel the cut on my neck, because......

It hurts!! sob sob......my delicate little heart, why must my childhood friend even be a yandere.

But I even dared not to answer this question already, as for the moment I answer this question, then there will definitely be a dead person between her and my sister.

That siscon plus yandere little sister of mine~

If she knows about this, then the both of them really would have only one survivor left, furthermore, we are neighbors too; every morning seeing each other, even if the both of them won't immediately go nuts, my remaining days won't probably be in peace already, sob sob.......

What should I do?

It hurts hurts hurts!!

When I was trying to think, Sikong Lianshan increased the strength on her hands once more.

I.........

"What, still not going to say anything?" Sikong Lianshan gave off a smile as she 'gently' told me.

At the spur of the moment, I seemed to saw that once gentle and charming girl that she was.

A pity that the pain on my neck told me that just now, it was only my imagination, sob sob sob........

"I'll say~" Wiping the tears on my face, I shakily opened my mouth.

Even as she heard what I've just said, Sikong Lianshan didn't have the intention to put down the fruit-knife holding in her hands, and still held it up against my neck.

"Can you please put the knife your holding down first?" Looking at her 'gentle' eye gaze, I asked gingerly.

"It hurts hurts hurts!!" Sikong Lianshan didn't answer, and only increased the strength on her hands, which made me irresistibly cry out in pain.

Damn it, this was totally different from what was shown in the movies, sob sob sob.......

"I know already, it's that laoshi who always flirt around with you, right?" Sikong Lianshan suddenly used a firm accusatory tone to question me.

Hearing her words, my face immediately became ghostly white, and cold sweat subconsciously dripped from my forehead.

How did she know that?

"How can it be, have you ever seen just the both of us together before?"

After this sentence had came out, I felt like giving myself a slap, wouldn't this blatant confession arise some suspicion within her?

"Fifth of October during the school festival that day, you two appeared together in the theater."

"You stalked me?" I immediately gasped in astonishment.

"No changing the topic!"

Who changed the topic already........

All right, it's me.

As I felt the fruit-knife that had turned cold still on my neck, I swallowed in the words that I hadn't spoken out from my mouth.

"Tell me! What's up with that day?" Sikong Lianshan increased the strength on her hands once again.

It can't be increased any further, I can clearly feel that the fruit-knife had already touched my veins, sob sob sob..........

Although I know that this would most probably be a wrong sensation of mine, but it's still very scary too, sob sob sob..........

"I'll say! I'll say!" I instantly and frantically said.

But Sikong Lianshan's strength in her hands still didn't decrease a single bit at all.

I'll really die from this, sob sob sob.......

As I thought and thought on, my tears uncontrollably dripped again.

"My lover is........" Understanding that I'm unable to cover the truth any longer, I chose to reveal everything.

Bang!

Just at this moment, the school balcony door which was locked by Sikong Lianshan was being kicked open.

A long haired lady wearing smart OL clothing walked inside the school balcony.

Laoshi, you're really my angel, sob sob sob.......

Grateful tears littered the cheeks of my face.

"Sikong tongxue, right now it's after-school hours, what are you doing over here?" The moment she opened her mouth, Yanye laoshi began to use her habitual adult tone.

"Yanye laoshi, me and Qiuyue tongxue are just about to leave, there's no need for your worry any longer." Sikong Lianshan had already hid that fruit-knife within her sleeves since unknownst when, and had wiped the fresh blood clean off from my neck just earlier; because the cut that she made was very tiny, if it wasn't clearly observed then it would be very difficult for it to be seen, right now she's planning to take me away to continue her 'interrogation'.

I don't want, Yanye laoshi, help me quickly!

"Qiuyue tongxue still needs to stay back to help me with grades sorting, so Sikong tongxue you may leave first."

As expected of my lover Yanye laoshi, sob sob sob...........

Still had grateful tears dripping.

"Then I'll help you too, Yanye laoshi." Sikong Lianshan still wasn't willing to give up as she said.

"No need for that, it's just a little more, so the two of us will be quite enough for that."

"Won't it be faster if there's three people then?"

"The third person could possibly distract the second person~"

"Pfft~" Hearing Yanyao laoshi's words I couldn't resist myself from chuckling, what she hinted from earlier probably refers back to when Sikong Lianshan secretly spoke to me in class.

"Then, Yanye laoshi, Qiuyue tongxue, I'll be leaving first then, you guys do your best!" After secretly glaring at me briefly, Sikong Lianshan then 'reluctantly' left the school balcony.

After making sure that Sikong Lianshan had left, Yanye laoshi then locked the metal doors of the school balcony.

And she used a vaguely familiar expression of smile as she looked towards me.

"What did you guys say earlier?"

I actually forgot about this, Yanye laoshi was also a yandere too, sob sob sob sob........

Sob sob sob........


-ch 1 end-


(1830 words to tl)

TL: If you was wondering why this MC seemed to....."scared" , it's because she's a rather timid girl.

Footnotes:
Sīkōng Liánshān (司空怜姗) = I only knew the last 2 characters, 'Lián shān' stands for "pitiful"; the first two characters, 'Sī kōng' stands for "normally" , I think. 😣

Qiūyuè (秋月) = our MC!

Yanye laoshi = a teacher, the MC's GF!

Glossary:
moe = "cute" in jp

siscon = have a fetish for elder sister in this context

laoshi = can be an appendix, or used as a word itself. This means "teacher"

OL = office lady

-tongxue = an appendix placed behind a name, this means "student"

Comments

  1. Interesting, jumps into the action right off the bat.

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  2. Jumps into the action way too soon , some buildup was needed which is missing here , background information is missing , like , how was she cornered in the school rooftop in the first place ?

    She could have got the fruit knife from the cafeteria , there's nothing special about a fruit knife really .

    It was a small enough wound to not be noticeable , means it was only skin-deep , i.e. it shouldn't have hurt as much , i know since i've experienced that .
    Its the anticipation of pain that's more painful .

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  3. LoL. Interesting mc. I cant stop laughing at
    "It's because I brought her to see my sister once, and afterwards.........

    There's no afterwards already."

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  4. HHAHa this will be good if we have many chapters already sob sob.... afterwards..
    there was no afterwards already.. because no 2nd chapter is out sob sob

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  5. Ty for the chapter,
    Very interesting and will definitely wait for more.
    TL good job!

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  6. Hey I noticed this was not picked up in months so I decided to do a quick translation as I was impatient

    This is casually done and is unedited so there are mistakes. My chinese also sucks balls and some parts are swapped out with my own interpretation of what the author was trying to get across

    I hope Im not stealing the translator's job or anything i'll delete this comment if he wants to

    -Chapter 2-

    Yanye laoshi smiled gently at me, giving me a sense of de ja vu.

    “What were you guys discussing earlier?”

    The same gentle smile Sikong Lianshan had a few seconds ago reappeared on Yanye laoshi’s face.

    “It was about our studies.” Because of this, I dared not say the truth even more.

    Bang!

    Yanye laoshi’s alabaster hands clenched into fists, lashing out. Her fist missed me, but the strong gales from the strike reminded me about her decade of experience in karate.

    “Don’t lie to me?” Yanye laoshi’s expression was cold and serious.

    Don’t tell me she found out.

    As expected, two students discussing studies on the rooftop of the school was a bit weird.

    “Actually...” I hesitated, debating whether to tell Yanye laoshi the situation between Sikong Lianshan and me. Although Yanye laoshi wouldn’t find trouble with Sikong Lianshan if you looked at it rationally, I was still worried about both of them. “It was about next week’s Christmas event.”

    Specifically speaking, this was not a lie. Sikong Lianshan was really finding me to talk about the Christmas event.

    “And?"

    “And...” I had not said the next word but Yanye laoshi cut me off.

    “I don’t want you to deceive me too.” Yanye laoshi’s words were serious, without the slightest bit of fraud.

    Of course, I knew that Yanye laoshi was serious at this point.

    “She...confessed...to me.” I hesitantly said, cautiously examining Yanye laoshi’s expression.

    Her expression was not one of wrath like I imagined. On the contrary, it was calm.

    After making sure Yanye laoshi did not go into one of her Yandere fits, I breathed a sigh of relief. However, her next sentence caused me to panic.

    “And?” Yanye laoshi’s next words made me tremble in fear. “You did not directly reject her, did you?”

    “How...how do you know?” Don’t tell me Yanye laoshi, my mature and earnest lover was a stalker?

    I suddenly had a bad premonition.

    “Ouch!” Yanye laoshi karate chopped me on the head.

    I glanced at Yanye laoshi. Upon realising no Yandere symptoms were acting up, I secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

    “What unpleasant thoughts did you think about me just now?” She had a displeased expression on her face.

    “Nothing, nothing.” I hurriedly denied.

    Yanye laoshi’s piercing gaze which was directed at me stopped.

    “And then, what was your reply?”

    “Eh?” I cocked my head in confusion.

    “After she confessed to you, what did you say?” Yanye laoshi’s face had a red blush on it. I was unsure if it was due to shyness or anger, or both.

    “I said, ‘Sorry, I already have a girlfriend.’”

    “And...” Her eyebrows creased, as if she found a problem. “She, what did she say?”



    She directly brought out a fruit knife...although I don’t want to deceive Yanye laoshi, words like these that can cause bloodbaths I am unwilling to voice out.

    “She cried...afterwards, I consoled her here.” I used my most honest tone in my entire life in an attempt to deceive Yanye laoshi.

    “Then...” Yanye laoshi suddenly tapped the metal door of the school rooftop. “Why is the door locked?”

    -end-

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    1. -Chapter 3-

      “Then...” Yanye laoshi pointed at the door of the rooftop. “Why was the door locked?”

      I suddenly realised a lot of things.

      The loud noise when Yanye laoshi entered the rooftop was probably her forcing open the door by kicking it.

      I also realised that Yanye laoshi did not buy the excuse of us discussing studies on top of the rooftop due to the rooftop door locked.

      Now, I needed to give a reply to Yanye laoshi or face her Yandere side.

      “Because...” My brain was rapidly working at lightspeed. “Because...”

      However, I could not think of any excuse...sob sob.

      My heart could not take it and begin crying again.

      “Because what?” Seeing my mumbling and stuttering, Yanye laoshi suddenly took on a gentle tone and asked me.

      “Because, Sikong...” I let down my guard because of her gentle tone and almost revealed Sikong’s secret out. (Sikong is a Yandere)

      My words were caught in my throat.

      Yanye laoshi is so frightening, she actually used the method of persuading convicts to tell the truth on me.

      Don’t tell me she viewed me as a convict and criminal?

      Sob sob sob...

      Although I’m not clear on how she almost made me spill the beans, she probably picked up this skill when she was a policewoman.

      Of course, I don’t have the slightest idea on why she picked up an idea like that.

      Anyways, Yanye laoshi definitely pulled something, or else I would not have said anything that could have landed Sikong Lianshan in hot water.

      “What about Lianshan tongxue? If she has any questions, both of us can help her.” Yanye laoshi used a soothing and reliable tone, like a bigger sister and said.

      “Lianshan, she...” What should I do, I haven’t thought of any excuse about the locked door. “Lianshan...because she was shy, she locked the rooftop door.”

      My leg! My leg! My leg!

      Yanye laoshi’s right foot mercilessly ground on my foot.

      Although it was painful, I knew she did not use her entire strength or I would not be able to stand right now.

      “How do you know she was embarrassed and thus locked the door?” Yanye laoshi’s voice was now as cold as winter.

      As expected of Yanye laoshi’s experience as a policewomen, all it took was a glance to see through my lie.

      That’s right, I wasn’t Lianshan, how would I know she locked the door as she was shy?

      No, no, what should I do now?

      Continue to lie?

      No, I would be seen through again.

      What should I do, sob sob...

      Furthermore, I had already promised her that I would not deceive her again.

      “I swear to the heavens, I did not say anything just now that would let you down.” I mumbled, trembling. “I-“

      “Mhm...” I didn’t finish my sentence as Yanye laoshi had suddenly kissed me.

      Yanye laoshi’s cherry lips and my soft lips clashed together, bringing a fragrant and erotic smell that caused me to lose myself for a moment.

      This was probably the most intimate action Yanye laoshi and me had ever done.

      If this was in the past, I would have just stood still and allowed Yanye laoshi to do all the work and simply cherished the pleasure.

      However - I don’t know why - but today, I took the initiative. I was probably bored of always being passive.

      My tongue slipped through Yanye laoshi’s lips, in an attempt to get to her mouth. My right hand slowly reached up deviously, groping her chest.

      -end-


      I definitely made a mistake somewhere idk how Yanye laoshi can be both proficient in karate and be a policewoman...evidently my chinese english dictionary isn't working as per usual

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    2. -Chapter 4-

      The aroused me, actually took the initiative. I attacked Yanye laoshi’s lips, lifting my right hand to grope her chest.

      “Oh...”

      Painful! Very painful!

      My tongue!

      The pain from my tongue flooded my entire body.

      My tongue was bitten between Yanye laoshi’s beautiful clenched pearly teeth, while my right hand which was pressed on Yanye laoshi’s back. My left hand which was about to struggle was pressed tightly against the steel fence by Yanye laoshi’s right leg.

      W-What an embarrassing position!

      My right hand was being pressed by Yanye laoshi onto the steel fence while my left hand was pressed by Yanye laoshi’s delicate and slender leg against the steel fence. I could even feel her sensitive calf under my hand.

      I will never overstep boundaries and be dominant again...

      Because I’m afraid the next time that happens Yanye laoshi will bite the tip of my tongue off.

      Sob sob sob...

      Out of the blue, my tongue which was nipped between Yanye laoshi’s teeth was engulfed in a soft and supple sensation.

      Yanye laoshi’s tongue?

      I was stunned. Before I could make a reaction, Yanye laoshi’s soft tongue had slipped past my lips and...

      Touched with mine.

      Yanye laoshi did not stop there; her right hand softly carressed my cheek.

      I immediately wanted to resist, but Yanye laoshi locked both my hands, tightly pressing my entire body against the steel fencing.

      Although we were separated by two layers of clothing, being able to receive Yanye laoshi’s feelings made me feel happy, but...

      Sob sob sob...

      I don't know how much time passed, but Yanye laoshi eventually stopped ravaging me, reluctantly releasing her hands from my neck and body.

      [“Little beautiful girl!"

      Hey, who was the one that just took back her hands from my neck, actually calling me "little" now...]* (1)

      Yanye laoshi used her slender right hand to caress my chin, and slowly, started lapping at the blood at the corner of my mouth which had yet to dry up.

      Yanye laoshi's moist and slippery tongue, felt like chocolate about to melt against my lips, but...

      This sweet feeling, made me recall meimei.

      Dong!

      My head which was struck against the steel railing made a loud noise.

      Sob sob sob...

      Very painful!

      My head!

      Without any warning, or time to react, my head was pressed against the steel railing.

      "Speak, who did you think of just now?" Yanye laoshi suddenly regained her Yandere personality.

      How do you figure that out with a look?

      I found it slightly incomprehensible, all I did was think of Chunyue meimei. Who would've thought she only needed an instant to find out?

      "My meimei, Chunyue." Knowing that all lies in front of Yanye laoshi were ineffective, I said the truth honestly.

      "Thinking of your meimei while kissing, don't tell me you're a siscon?" Yanye laoshi said something frightening in a deadpan tone.

      I could hear the sound of her teeth grinding.

      "No, how could I be a siscon, me and 'siscon' have zero relationship." I really wasn't lying in this sentence, on the contrary, I was telling facts.

      However, my meimei was a siscon...furthermore, she was in the terminal stage of Yandere...* (2)

      Sob sob sob...

      "Then why would you think of her when kissing?"

      -end-

      I forgot to add this earlier, but you should know the normal terms like meimei (sister) and laoshi (teacher).

      (1)* No idea what was going on here, didn't even have an inkling of what the author was trying to say

      (2)* Terminal stage usually refers to the last stage of an illness, like the fourth stage of cancer which is usually lethal and incurable. People in this stage have already stepped one foot into the grave...

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    3. More... More... More!!!!!!
      More!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  7. The collar emits a warning noise near the wire, but if this is ignored, produces a mild shock. Humans and other animals are unaware of the buried line. In a similar system, the collar uses GPS signals to determine proximity to a predetermined "virtual fence" without a physical installation.https://chainlinkfencepanels.shutterfly.com/about

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  8. thank for the 4 chapters, it's as very funny, more please ^^

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  9. Might be wrong but MC doesn't seem to be a siscon. So shouldn't the sentence say brocon as it's describing the sister who's obsessed with the MC, her brother?

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