Volume 1, Chapter 18: Encountering a Shuraba
TL: flarewk
Resisting the strange feeling within me, I once again returned to the team formation.
Approaching Crossdressing King who is standing not too far from me, I carefully observed him, if I didn't see a slight bulge in his throat, I would have really suspected that he was a girl, and same like me, his head was lowered, preventing anyone from seeing his adam's apple.
Just then, eight laps already been completed thus far, and we're already behind by half a lap; anxiousness began to grow within my heart as I've never expected the disadvantage to be that wide of a deal.
"I'll never ever let you be expelled!"
It's almost Ma Qing Xue's turn, as she turned to look at me with a face of extreme seriousness; if you would say that there's still someone in Su Hua who still treat me with kindness, it would be only her at this point.
It was the first time I had ever felt a slight trace of appreciation for my special body condition.
The instant she got ahold of the baton, she shot forward with all her might; for a delicate girl like her, such strenuous physical activity would definitely be discomforting, but she still placed in her utmost in order to catch up with the pace of the Experimental High School's girl relay runner.
I don't deserve to be treated that way by her....... this fact, I'm rather clear of it.
She helped to pull back a huge advantage in the relay race, allowing me only a few steps behind Crossdressing King.
"Thanks, I'll be punctual for tomorrow."
I received her relay baton, as I planned to exert my entire's body willpower into running finish the race.
Not for the simple reason of just preventing myself from being expelled, but for her as well, for all of Ma Qing Xue's efforts that she've produced.
Same for the Prez as well, I must not let her long stockings down too!
"Wang Yi, help me!"
I yelled loudly, and my body shot forward like a bullet flying in the wind; the strong gust of wind blowing behind me giving me a strong propulsion. If it's right now, I can use that secret technique of mine!
One of the numerous secret techniques of an old veteran, <Light-speed Mast**bation>!!
Both of my hands moving agilely while running, under the effects of increased adrenaline I exerted out an unbelievably fast speed; and when there's the final half lap to the finishing line, I've overtaken Crossdressing King.
Seeing me overtaking him, he tried his best to catch up to my pace, but with this remaining distance, it's absolutely impossible to catch up to me, as victory is just within sights.
Crossdressing King anxiously nearly cried out in tears, this made me start to wonder that, since normally males won't be that fragile and delicate, don't tell me he had really thought of himself as a girl?
Just when I'm about to cross the finishing line, he lost his balance and fell over just like that, but the area around the finishing line is not lined with rubber stadium tracks, but with pools of muddy water!
Right now it's in the midst of running, so there's a huge inertia inbalance from his body, if he falls down like this he'll definitely break his nose!
I didn't think much about it, and hastily turned around to dash towards his direction of fall, managing to hug him in the nick of time, while the me who became off balance then fell with him onto the ground.
His face fell into my chest, looks like he avoided the calamity of being injured.
"Th...thank you.."
It was the first time I've heard of his voice, not only the tone, but the voice, the way it was being expressed is exactly like a girl's, I really began to think that he had some kind of gender identifying disorder at this point......
He probably had always been thinking of himself as a girl from the start.
"It's nothing; safety first, while competition's second, right?"
I pulled him up, and once again ran over the finishing line.
"The match has ended, Su Hua's 230 points against Experimental High School's 220 points, Su Hua is the champion!"
We've finally won! I relinquished a huge sigh of relieved breath, as Prez and Ma Qing Xue gave me the thumbs up.
A huge crowd of male students came over as well, looks like they wanted to praise me too....
This kind of feeling wasn't too bad!
I've already prepared myself mentally for being praised.
"This tongxue, nihao, may I ask if I have the pleasure of inviting you for a meal tonight?"
A male knightly student who looked like he belonged to a rich wealthy family bowed politely to me as he gave me the invitation.
"N...no it's alright.... I still have something on later....."
"Experimental High School students just get lost to one side, she belongs to us Su Hua students, this had nothing to do with you!"
The male body of Su Hua Middle School started to be aggressive against the male body of Experimental High School, revealing their raging fighting spirit.
"Don't tell me you'd expect your father and mother to be of the same school? Ridiculous!"
The male body of Experimental High School also started to retaliate against the male body of Su Hua Middle School.
"Stop arguing, she already had a boyfriend! One of Su Hua's Five Human Trashes Zhang Jian is her boyfriend!"
The Prez actually joined in at this moment to make things even worse.
"What? It's that trash Zhang Jian! Hadn't he had enough after ruining Xiao Xue!"
(TL: Xiao Xue refers to Ma Qing Xue, being referred to rather affectionately)
The female students of Su Hua began to look for the shadow of my figure, with a fit of mindless rage as if they wanted revenge for something terrible that had occurred unto them.
"It's actually the Librarian Keeper..... although this is extremely depressing, but our reasoning tells us to leave the Librarian Keeper alone; as he's the benefactor for all of us!"
The male students all lowered their heads, and stopped troubling me. Looks like it's still rather effective after so many years of me giving car ride services voluntarily free-of-charge.
Although the outcome had turned into I becoming my own boyfriend already...
I seized the opportunity when they weren't looking, and located a place where there's no one around and quickly changed back to my male's attire.
Next up will probably be the closing ceremonial speech, once again we'll have to listen to a load of bull crap.
"Umm, I'm really thankful for your help earlier! I think I've slightly fallen in love with you! Hehe...."
Crossdressing King suddenly ran towards me and tightly gave me a bear hug; but I've already changed back to my male attire, so why is he still able to recognize me!
But being able to be liked by a male guy.....
Can it not be like that, alright!?
Other than Crossdressing King possessing what only a male guy had, everything else of him, that's right, everything else of him exactly resembles like a small little cute girl, which made my heart slightly wavering already.....
I think that I'll need to have some time off to see a psychologist already.
"Librarian Keeper, this simply won't end just by this!"
Liu Hua then walked over to continue threatening me. Such a huge trouble, I'll need to quickly think of a plan to solve this issue.
"Zhang Jian right now is under my protection, I suggest you don't think up of any weird ideas from that brain of yours!"
The President patted my shoulders, and gave me a 'dont-worry-about-this' eye gesture.
"Sun Group, huh...... so what, if you guys acted rashly then the outcome will definitely be worse than what we've suffered!"
The Prez's eyebrows frowned as she fiercely stared at Liu Hua.
"Can't you give me a little face here? I'll give you some compensation for it."
The Prez slightly resigned to the threat, as she knew about the many consequences that will occur. Just from the mafia's underground influence against her family's surface influence alone, if something happened then there would many implications involved in it.
"Then I want half of your group's stocks, after you've given them to me then I'll let go of him."
"That's impossible, aren't you a little too much on this!"
"That can't be decided by you~"
Liu Hua winked towards me cutely, as if expressing that no one is able to protect me.
"It's alright, Prez, I'll handle my own affairs myself, if he dares to touch me, then I'll definitely won't let him have an easy time!"
I thought about my girlfriend, at most then I'll just throw in the towel and tell her my location right now!
"You've thought of this too simple already! Not only I'll take care of you, but also her as well!"
Liu Hua pointed towards Ma Qing Xue, this kind of despicable actions really made me unable to resist stepping forward to give him a punch.
Bam! A dull sound appeared, I'm definitely sure that I've just broken a few of his teeth already.
"Oh sure, so you dared to hit me? You'd better watch out!"
He gestured towards a few students in the surroundings, and the entrance of Experimental High School was immediately barricaded by those students. I expect myself to be beaten up rather badly tonight, so I clenched my fists again tightly, since I'm about to be beaten to a pulp eventually I might as well beat up Liu Hua right now first.
"You said to let who watch out~?"
A rather childish voice suddenly floated from my back, I immediately recognized the owner of this voice, it's Xiao Ling.
"Xia...Xia Ling da xiaojie, I didn't know that you're around...."
(TL: he was speaking in extremely polite tones)
Liu Hua after seeing Xiao Ling immediately changed to a behavior of extreme courteousness as he laughed nervously, looked like he was rather frightened of Xiao Ling.
"School had ended already for the primary school's side, so I've came here to a look at what the sports meet was about, but I didn't expect to come across someone I knew. Did you know who you were threatening with just earlier?"
Xiao Ling walked towards me, gripped my hand and pointed her fingers at me.
"W....who exactly?"
Although Liu Hua's face still maintained that laughing expression from earlier, but it now looked way uglier than crying.
"My husband!"
Xiao Ling then suddenly snuggled up to me as she chuckled while looking at Liu Hua.
At the same time, Ma Qing Xue stared at me with a dumbfounded expression on her face as the Prez silently shook her head. Meanwhile, the male students at our surroundings all unisonly gave me eye expressions of respectful salutes.
"S...so it's da shaoye, so this is really an case of flooding against the dragon's temple*, own family hitting their own family*, da shaoye, I'm really sorry, you're a great man with a great heart*, I'll get lost immediately!"
Liu Hua kept slapping his face repeatedly using both of his hands whilst saying, looking more and more like a corny villain by the minute. After a few more times of rewarding himself with forceful slaps, he ran off in a blink of an eye under Xiao Ling's indication.
Xiao Ling, can you not anyhow make up stuffs!
"Hehe~ my dear~ I'm powerful aren't I?"
She proudly puffed up her chest towards me, awaiting my praise.....
Didn't you always used to call me Jian ge!!!
"Xiao...Xiao Ling, thanks."
"Call me darling~"
"That's not such a good idea isn't it....under the eyes of everyone here...."
"Say it~ what does it matter~ "
"......."
I suddenly felt a strong killing aura, it came from Ma Qing Xue, as she grabbed her handbag, and took out a pen knife from within it.
What... don't tell me I'm about to die according to this scenario?
"Xiao meimei, nihao~ may I ask that you and Zhang Jian have what kind of relationship with one another?"
Ma Qing Xue's laughter right now is rather terrifying....
"Didn't I've just said it already, he's my husband! After we've done this and that and that and this sort of things already, what kind of relationship do you think we would have been?"
"Oh~? Is that so? Xiao meimei you sure love to joke around~ Such a behavior is rather naughty, alright~?"
"Then what kind of relationship do you have with my husband, you're talking just like how a mistress does! Humph~"
"Even though I've first done it with him already, we've already done it at the school balcony, alright~?"
Oioi! Say properly on what kind of things we've done! I didn't even do anything at all either!
"So what, we've been sleeping in the same bed every night! Isn't this the expression of love between husband and wife?"
What do you mean that we slept in the same bed every night! Every night I've always returned back home to sleep in my own bed!
"Humph, mistress"
"Humph, lying little child"
And the both of them suddenly turned towards me.
Also, I've noticed that someone had already dialed for the police....
I'm doomed for my entire life already!!!
-ch 18 end-
(2903 words to tl)
Footnotes:
shuraba = a fight between several girls over one guy.
Crossdressing King = a title of one of the guys from Experimental High
tongxue = student
nihao = hello (can be used any time of the day)
Five Human Trashes = title given to five people of Su Hua Middle School. These people are....unique in a sense to be called that way. Note: trash meaning here is similiar to cockroach
Librarian Keeper = this is a title of Zj, coz he got alot of porn collection, and had massively distributed free porn on such a large scale that everyone (male only) knows this title from legend and worships him like a god as such.
veteran driver = an experienced person who guides another (passenger) around in the world of porn, all car jokes falls under here
Sun group = the President's surname is Sun, and the Sun group is probably a famous battalion of companies under her family
da xiaojie = it has the same meaning as ojou-sama, it meant: young lady of a wealthy or influencial family
da shaoye = it has the same meaning as waka-sama, it mean: young master of a wealthy or influencial family
flooding against the dragon's temple = an idiom. In the legend of Sun Wukong, the dragon temple is an underwater temple of the king of the sea, the dragon emperor. Flooding his underwater temple is like, lolwut? Bruh, he is already living underwater, plus he's the king of the oceans having control of anything water-related. You're trying to attack him with useless moves in the first place...
own family hitting their own family = another idiom. Means quite literally on what it meant, why bother harming your own allies?
a great man with a great heart = three idioms in a row, what are the chances? This literally meant, you're so benevolent and gracious minded, please don't mind the petty actions that I've just did and forgive me
Xiao meimei = little girl , xiao : small , meimei = younger sister. These two combined to form a rather affectionate way to call a cute little girl
Thanks for the chapter!
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Thanks for your hard work! Here comes the fight between yanderes~╰( º∀º )╯
ReplyDeletemy god... best...name...ever!!!!
DeleteThanks~ no yandere no raifu~
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damn finally a conflict ahh so sinful
ReplyDeleteAhhh finally
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