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These Dangerous Girls Placed Me Into Jeopardy v2c36


Volume 2, Chapter 36: Ignore, Morning Biting

TL: flarewk

After leaving my house, I placed earpieces inside my ears as usual, and under the music sung by Sawano Hiroyuki, I walked towards school.

Of the matter regarding Xue Li-xiaojie, once I reached school I'll just ask Lian Bing again about it then, although I felt that she would use that matter to laugh at me instead.

I really hoped that I wouldn't encounter onto those nonsensical stuff already.

Speaking of which, since I'm already injured, so it's considered to be disaster averted and resolved then?

There shouldn't be any more situations of being death-pursued already, right?

I hugged my arms, carrying mixed feelings while passing through the school gate. The time was almost the same as from going to school previously, at this timing, those students weren't considered to be many, and I'm considered to be one of the earliest batch of students reaching school already.

Walking into the main school building, I followed the stairs up to the second floor, and I saw a person at the endmost of the corridor's windows deeply inhaling, seemingly conducting some mood adjustments.

There weren't many people in our class who would be earlier than me onto reaching school, so who would it be?

I slightly pulled down my spectacles, and glanced towards that student's status.

[Stalker (intermediary)]

[Lan Hua]

It's actually Lan Hua-tongxue..........eh ehhh, no wait, that's...........intermediary?

That, title, I remember that it should be beginner, right?

When did it exactly evolve into intermediary already..........

The level of the stalker had risen, huh? I could roughly guess out what kind of actions a stalker that had became intermediary would do. If it's just secretly stalking in the past, right now who knows that she may even do some photo taking, or even sneaking level kind of stuff already.

And the colors became rather...........Mm, very strange.

It was mixed with grey, green, blue, orange, pink, all sorts and varieties of colors, turning into a strange sort of color that couldn't be described out at all. Not only was it rather discomforting, it's rather painfully dazzling as well.

What kind of color was that, love hatred friendship vengeance all mixed together?

The original greyish color was way better than this infinitely already~!

Once again, I hastily put on my spectacles, and felt incomparably rejoiced within my heart.

Luckily I had already bought a pair of spectacles on Saturday, if not, by looking at this kind of disgusting color for a long period of time, it's plausible that I'll even really start vomiting as well.

What kind of things had she exactly gone through in order to develop such complex emotions?

Speaking of which, not only her had title changed, but even her outer appearance had changes to them too.

No wonder I couldn't recognize her from the very start, so it's because she had changed hairstyle.

A single ponytail that looked youthfully energetic, with the slight head-tilted ponytail touching onto her shoulders, and the slanted fringe perfectly brushing against her eyelids. Her long eyebrows were slightly flickering, and it's not known why her face still had some blush onto it. Was it because of the recent faded spring chill, which caused the temperature to rise warmer?

No, it should be because she had put some makeup on already, so this was probably the so-called 'exquisitely dolling up'.

Looking at this sort of stance, was she about to confess to someone?

It's really impressive already, I felt that she was even more beautiful compared to last time, it being able to make a person's eyes be lit up.

As expected, when a person have someone that they liked, they themselves will change as well.

So, which fellow comrade was it exactly that was being liked by the stalker trait possessing Lan Hua-tongxue already? It's really such a pity~, as this dear friend who would be going to be clung onto will definitely experience absolute un-freedom.

Eh, being similar people who were in the same sinking boat, I also had no right to criticize other people too...........perhaps comparing to that utmost perverted fetish hobby's of Lian Bing, Lan Hua who only carried stalker traits would be way better then..........

Oh right! Speaking of which, didn't Lan Hua liked Lian Bing as well!

It can't be that she finally couldn't endure those feelings inside of her, and was ready to confess to her yearned jiejie-dàren already, right...........

Ahhhh, I see, so it's because she was about to do such lesbian declarations, which was why she would carry such complex feelings, huh?

Cough cough, wait, since the jiejie-dàren that she was yearning for was Lian Bing..........I...........

Right now I'm Ji Lian Bing's (title bearer-wise) boyfriend, which was why last time Lan Hua would discharge out 'jealousy-enviousness-hatred' emotions towards me.

It's really dreadful, at such a crucial timing, if she sees me, wouldn't she then suddenly go crazy onto me?

Who knows that she may even stalk me too every day just to look for my weak point..........it's too scary already!

Nonono, I must avoid that sort of situation from happening!

Just composedly walk past from her sides, yeah, just take it as if I didn't recognize her at all!

I hastened my footsteps, lowered my head with my eyes gazing towards my nose and my nose onto my heart region, dependent on the left side of the wall's corridor to walk over.

Just when I was about to walk past her, Gao Ying Nai who was standing behind her patted her shoulders, stretching out her index finger and pointed at me.

What have you doneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

To see that even Lan Hua's face become suffocatingly red already, with her shoulders slightly trembling too, seemingly enduring something, with traces of blood vessels appearing on her eyes, as she fixatedly stared onto me.

It evidently was an expression that was almost imploding out with rage, about to erupt just like a volcano!

Not good! Hurry up and walk away!

"Umm...........Jun..........."

I heard a 'Jun' word! She definitely wanted to call out to me!

Completely saturated with unnerving feelings, I widened my pace's distance and frequency, directly straight past Lan Hua, feigning a look of complete unawareness as I greeted Luo Ying Liang who was behind her.

"Yosh, Ying Liang. You're rather early too."

When I was in the hospital, I chatted with this first friend that I've made ever since coming to high school through a messenger app quite aplenty, and was considered to be more acquainted already. How do I put it, he's a good guy indeed. Even if my words sometimes were to be a little direct, he would also be able to easily respond in return. He's a person who had a rather high level of conversational skills.

And so, my friend, please allow me to borrow you to escape this once!

"Err............"

Oioi, this was me mustering up my courage to proactively greet you eyy, what kind of expression was that you had.

"What's the matter? What's with the look of wanting to take a crap."

"Nothing..........um, those resources in my cloud drive, I'm counting on you to help delete them already..........."

When Luo Ying Liang was on the net, he was like an exact appearance of an old veteran, possessing various rare resources, it almost could be said that it was his most valuable possession that he had already. And right now he actually wanted me to help delete them, it simply showed that his inner self had died already!

"What's with those sudden words that's like leaving a will behind?!"

"Remember to burn One Piece manga for me to read..........."

"You're really going to die already~!"

While speaking nutritionless words with Ying Liang, I walked into the classroom as if nothing else had happened. Just at that moment before I entered the classroom, I secretly turned my head sideways to peek. She was still standing at her original spot with her back facing me, not knowing on what she's exactly thinking, plus she didn't turn her head around too..........

Phew..........looks like I've safely passed this round.

I gratefully patted Ying Liang's shoulders and said.

"Thanks a bunch."

Ying Liang pushed up his spectacles as he lightly said.

"..........I somehow have a feeling that I'm being tricked by you."

"Ahaha, that's just a misconception, mn, misconception."

Dependent onto 'feigning not seeing at all' sort of rudimentary method, I safely avoided a landmine that almost exploded.

When I walked to near my seat, it was like a fixed scenery as my girlfriend shifted her gaze from outside of the windows onto me as she happily greeted a 'good morning' to me.

"Ara, good morning, Cheng Jun. How's Xue Li's techniques? Only her hands were used which already made you unresistingly spurting out, right?"

"You this person..........don't churn out perverted dialogue so early in the morning.........."

If your fans knew that you're actually a woman who's full of perverted jokes, they would then definitely be extremely disappointed!

Mm? Wait, since Lian Bing's in the classroom, then who was Lan Hua exactly waiting for?

"What's the matter? Cheng Jun? Suddenly displaying out a face as if you had woken up in the morning, discovering that your meimei was sleeping beside you and not wearing any clothes at all."

"What kind of an intriguing analogy is that!"

Plus it's rather realistic too, okay!

"Someoneee is also caring onto your body's health tooo, I heard that males must vent themselves out periodically, if not their bodies will be suppressed broken."

"Even so, you also can't let your house's maid help me out on that, right!"

"Ai ya, so it's allowed for meimei, but a no-go for maids, hmm? I still thought that Cheng Jun's just only a maid-con, but I didn't expect that you're actually a severe siscon, huh? Ai ya ya, what a terrible boyfriend indeed, having special feelings towards his own meimei, if it's like this then what should I do next time? I have no inclination onto seeing my sister-in-law onto my bed next time, hm?"

"Oioioi! Don't say anymore already!"

With a look full of panic, I stretched out my hands to clasp onto Ji Lian Bing's mouth, and spun my head around to glance at the classroom. Luckily there's not much people in class currently, and there's no one who noticed onto our side.

This person would really dare say anything out from her mouth..........can't you at least not say these sort of stuff inside the classroom, alright!

Swinging my head back, I wanted to just warn her a little about it, when my palm was being licked.

When I lightning instinctively wanted to retract back my hand, she was like a snake that had shot out of its hole as she accurately hooked onto my middle finger.

Her moist red lips touched onto the root of my finger, and my entire finger was being sucked into her mouth. I felt that my finger was like as if it had been placed into a pile of dough that had been soaked in water, as my finger pulps felt a pile of soft stuff, while the back of my finger laid contact with a little discomforting rugged upper walls of the mouth. That soft stuff was undoubtedly a tongue, and Lian Bing very considerately used her tongue to wrap around my finger as well, also allowing the back of my finger to equally be covered in soft protection.

She was like a snake that was forcibly swallowing a prey as she continued to gulp my finger inwards, as if she wanted to eat off my finger..........in the end, my finger finally poked into the most deepest portion, and it laid contact with another blanket of softness, that should be the tonsil already...........

Hang on! Why am I being so entranced onto analyzing it!!

Right now it's not the moment to be composed!!

Because I was afraid that it would attract other's people attention, I bent my waist and approached her as I anxiously said: "Oi! Hurry up and let go!!"

But she had completely no intentions onto loosening her mouth at all, instead smiling seductively, and afterwards started sucking..........Wah! What's she doing!!

I became shocked, and wanted to hastily pull out my finger, but Lian Bing unrelentlessly sucked onto my finger continuously, as if she wanted to lick away my flesh as she kept nonstop sucking it.

And afterwards...........

I was bitten.

"Wah!"

That shout of mine, really attracted other people's attention already.

The f**k! Right now, if I was to be seen in this sort of situation, my reputation would be completely ruined!!

An Jun Cheng's actually a deviant who requested his girlfriend to suck his finger; after a few lessons later, this bit of news will be widespread throughout the heavens!!

Speaking of which, why did you suddenly bite me too, using such force as well, I felt that my finger was almost being bitten off eyy!

I gave her a glare, but Lian Bing had already regained her stance of propped cheeks while looking outside the window since unknownst ages ago, exactly a look of nothing happening at all earlier.

This person..........! Aaaahhhh, it's really so abominable!

At this time, the napkin that Xue Li-xiaojie gave me would be handy already, as I hastily took out my napkin and wiped my damp finger, while pouting my lips.........

"Why did you suddenly do this sort of action.........."

"Huhuhuhu...........why, huh?"

Lian Bing chuckled and didn't answer my query,, as her gaze went through me, towards my back.

I followed her gaze and turned around glancing.

To see that Jiang Xue Qing had already stood behind me since unknownst ages ago, with her hand carrying books, and her gaze...........was placed on my finger?

From my back resounded Lian Bing's provocative voice.

"How is it? Jealous?"

".........."

Jiang Xue Qing didn't answer, only fixatedly stared at my finger for quite a long while, before silently turning around to sit onto her own seat.

I puzzledly turned back to look towards Lian Bing, but she only had her head raised up while clasping onto her mouth, giving out a pleased laughter.

(TL: think anime-style, those rich young ladies doing the ohohoho laughter)

"Huhuhuhu~"

My mind was still in a state of confusion.

What the hell's going on with these............


-ch 36 end-


(3278 words to tl)

TL: The character settings for Jiang Xue Qing (姜雪情 the kuudere) is up! Link here

Note: She's the main girl focus in Vol 2, so minor spoilers about her personality if you click on dat link.

Footnotes:
old veteran = refers snidely to a person being knowledgeable in the field of XXX materials (→ also known as resources).

Glossary:
-xiaojie = a suffix that's used to address ladies politely

-tongxue = a suffix that stands for 'student'

jiejie = elder sister

-dàren = a suffix used to address someone (M/F) respectfully, placing and acknowledging them in a status/stature higher than yours.

meimei = younger sister

Comments

  1. even tho Lan Hua doesnt stand a chance most likely but i feel bad for her. she was given such a sh*tty role in this novel. and the mc denseness is actually more annoying than funny.

    not the biggest fan of dense main characters.

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    1. But a hot girl wouldn't just like you for no reason at all, right? Unless you have cultivation powers, gamelike powers, or your rich af

      That's the mentality the MC was thinking: He's plainer than anyone, he knew he was average from the start and doesn't have a hugeass ego, so he was naturally aware of his limitations

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    2. I mean, he pretty much have a gamelike power.

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    3. he's extremely defenseless by himself, anyone in class would probably rekt him hard even with his ability to see titles

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    4. He can make some of them submit to him by just saying their real name. Just like what happen to lili.

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    5. I dont think hes dense. I thnk he cant just accept it because for him, hes not handsome plus hes a loner furthermore its been long since theyre classmates and this is the only time that he saw her looking at him

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  2. Hax, I GOT HAX! Bing hacked Jun's finger...

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  3. Thanks for the chapter!

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  4. Holy Crap the death flags in this chapter...

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  5. Did the original actually say Sawano or was that just a joke?

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  6. His finger received a blow.

    LUCKY FINGER!

    Alright he's doomed, good thing he got plot armor and Lian Bing protecting him later.

    Srsly lucky bastard.

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  7. Thanks for the chapter flarewk! There's going to be an epic battle soon.

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  8. "under the music sung by Sawano Hiroyuki, I walked towards school."
    This guy got good taste in music.
    Thanks for the chapter.

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    1. And definitely the song is "release my soul" ahahah but on a literal meaning

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  9. "After leaving my house, I placed earpieces inside my ears as usual, and under the music sung by Sawano Hiroyuki, I walked towards school."

    Comrade.

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  10. bro a typo of word
    A single ponytail that looked youthfully energetic, with the slight head-tilted ponytail touching onto her shoulders, and the slanted fringe perfectly brushing against her eyelids. Her long eyebrows were slightly flickering, and it's unknownst why her face still had some blush onto it, was it because the recent spring chill had faded, as the temperature were rising warmer
    unkownst -> unkown

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    1. Ohh, will change it to 'unknown', thanks for the grammatical check! -hugs-

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    2. "..Her long eyebrows were slightly flickering, and it (was) unknown why her face still had (a dash of{?}) blush[if we talkin' about make-up, or try slightly red/pink, }
      ..it was unknown why her face still displayed/contained/glowed(with) a bit/dash of blush.

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    3. Separate:

      "...it was unknown why her face still displayed/contained/glowed(with) a bit/dash of blush. The recent spring chill had faded, and the temperature was (OPINION: slowly, quickly, steadily*add adverb*) rising/increasing.

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    4. Perhaps?: Her long eyebrows slightly flickered (a few times/repeatedly?)

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    5. - I'm used to say "it's" though, so I'll retain on using same still

      - I checked the raws and "slight blush" seemed to be more apt, thanks

      - the word "had" seemed to be best here rather than the suggestions you provided though, if i was to follow according to the author strictly. He used a more basic word instead of complex versions, hence contributing to my decision as well (unless he used a more fitting word)

      - For the temperature bit, he didnt clearly indicated these rise would be gradual or exponential.....common sense dictates gradual, but i follow a contextual translation following the author's rather than changing to a more refined form.


      Thanks for the suggestions!

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    6. using pc to reply now though, mobile is a hassle.

      for eyebrows slightly flickered, he used 微微颤动着, which means gently or slightly trembling/ flickering. He didn't specify more details onto it o_o

      Still, I'll clean up the sentence from:

      was it because the recent spring chill had faded, as the temperature were rising warmer?

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      Was it because of the recent faded spring chill, which caused the temperature to rise warmer?

      added more commas, and made it smoother to original portrayal now :p

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  11. That finger sucking... It's even more better when you censor the word finger.

    Her moist red lips touched onto the root of my ****, and my entire **** was being sucked into her mouth. I felt that my **** was like as if it had been placed into a pile of dough that had been soaked in water, as my **** pulps felt a pile of soft stuff, while the back of my **** laid contact with a little discomforting rugged upper walls of the mouth. That soft stuff was undoubtedly a tongue, and Lian Bing very considerately used her tongue to wrap around my **** as well, also allowing the back of my **** to equally be covered in soft protection.

    She was like a snake that was forcibly swallowing a prey as she continued to gulp my **** inwards, as if she wanted to eat off my ****..........in the end, my **** finally poked into the most deepest portion, and it laid contact with another blanket of softness, that should be the tonsil already...........

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    1. I see now that the author really is an old veteran

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