Ch 1(new) - What is a Yandere

Hi all. As mentioned via the title, this is a completely rewritten, new chapter 1 for "What is a Yandere" series. Damm, Hiroto is not the "pure" guy that we know, after you read this chapter.

Also, I'VE FINALLY CAUGHT UP TO THE AUTHOR!!!
Well, it is also known as: "爆作者的菊花" (caught up to the author's butt)

What's next for me? I'm interested in two novels. SMO (my fav) and Chronicles of an Extreme Yandere.
Hoooo-ey, if you find this "What is a Yandere?" too gore, I suggest you stay far away from CEY. You can probably imagine why, if you read the synopsis I've placed in it's page.

Once again, 老子爆爆爆作者的菊花咯！！
(pls dont tell what i've said to the author 😢)

TL: flarewk
Editor: SoushiYC

(TL note: For revamped chapters, I won't include them in grey font)

Chapter 1 (new)

I woke up from my dream with a sudden fright. Sitting up onto the bed while panting heavily, I wiped the sweat on my forehead before looking at the time on my watch.

"It's only 6 am. Tch, how come I get frightened by the same dream every time."

"Hiroto, you had a nightmare?"

"Yeah, that dream was very stran.......Uaaarrrgh!! Asaka nee-chan why are you on my bed?!!"

At the moment my Asaka nee-chan was lying down on my bed, her right hand supporting her head as she kept staring at my face. Her beautiful long hair reminiscent of a black waterfall was perfectly laid onto the pillow, the top most button on her pajamas was open, resulting in me being able to survey Asaka nee-chan's interior completely from my current position.

(What the hell? Asaka nee-chan is actually not wearing any undergarments?)

Still lying on the bed, Asaka nee-chan stretched her arms lazily, and said to me in a sleepy tone while smiling lustfully at me: "Hiroto~ what are your eyes looking at~?"

I hastily turned around, looking towards the door: "Aaaahhh??? I.... I of course am s-suspecting why Asaka nee-chan is in my room?"

(TL: Note, gramatically wrong i know, but a nervous hiroto said it like that.)

"Since you've asked, I'll answer you~ because tou and kaa-san are not at home again, I was worried that Hiroto will be scared to sleep alone, sooo I came to your room to sleep with youuu~"

"I'm now already 17 years old nee-chan, after a few days I'll be 18..... how could I possibly be scared to sleep alone? And also, I thought that I had locked my room's door last night too....."

Asaka nee-chan confusedly blinked her cute eyes as she said: "No you didn't, I easily opened your room's door, it wasn't locked, could Hiroto have remembered wrongly?"

"Must be that I remembered wrongly i guess...... hey, tou and kaa-san went overseas for work again? YEAH I'm free again, since tomorrow is a weekend I'll be able to play games till midnight ahahahahahaaaaa..." Quickly realizing the good news that our parents had went overseas for work, I joyously waved my arms around excitedly and shouted.

Asaka nee-chan stretched her hands forward and knocked onto my head: "Staying up late will weaken your kidney, and nee-chan will definitely not allow anything which would result in harming Hiroto to happen."

I clutched my head painfully as I said with a pitiful tone: "Ow ow, Asaka nee-chan, you're doing something harmful to me right now..."

Asaka nee-chan poked out her tongue playfully as she said: "I'm Hiroto's nee-chan, so it's all right if I did anything to Hiroto~ ~ Hiroto, you'd agree right?"

"Sheeeesh, sure-sure-sure, Asaka nee-chan... I'm feeling a little hungry, can you go prepare something to eat, I'm going to change clothes now."

"What? Hiroto is hungry? I'll go prepare something right away!! Hiroto~ hurry up on changing before coming out to eat breakfast~~" Asaka nee-chan hurriedly said and quickly pushed the door open, exiting the room.

I then scourged through my entire clothes cabinet for my school uniform, and after nearly a half day's worth of effort, I managed to extract it from the very depths of the cabinet.

(Whaat, how did my school uniform get all the way inside the cabinet..... don't tell me it's Asaka nee-chan? How come I had this feeling that Asaka nee-chan today seemed a little abnormal? Usually when I want to change and I ask her to go out, she'll keep on saying that I didn't love her anymore, so I actually wanted her to go out of the room and so on, until I've locked her out of the room before she gives up.... but why today..........)

While I was immersed in my thoughts and unconsciously putting on my underwear after taking off my pajamas, I heard a "gu~lu~" gulping sound coming from the door. I turned to look, and what I saw made me had a permanent trauma to always unconsciously look towards the door whenever I'm changing.

Not caring about her image, Asaka nee-chan had her head outstretched from the doorside as she looked at me changing clothes, even as she gulped in big mouthful of her saliva, a few still dripped out from her mouth, split-splattering onto the floor.

"........................"

I don't even know what to say anymore, so I quickly grabbed the nearest object within my reach and flung it towards Asaka nee-chan, and when that object landed on her head i realized that it was actually my underwear?!

Asaka nee-chan took my underwear off her head before looking at me carefully, saying: "This is....? ....................Hiroto's freshly taken off underwear???? Mmmmm- it's unexpectedly not a bad gain... sighhhhhhh, I haven't looked enough and yet Hiroto had spotted me already, Hiroto~ quickly put on your clothes and come down to eat breakfast~~ <3 "

Afterwards she smiled brightly as she held onto my underwear, closing the door before leaving my room.

Still only wearing a pair of undies, I sat onto the floor, looking out of the window and started wondering about life.

After an unknown period of time, till my stomach began to rumble "gu~ lu~ gu~ lu~" loudly. I then stood up to put on my school uniform. Afterwards, I walked towards the door and took a deep breath before exiting the room and proceeding towards the kitchen.

Sitting on the chair, I observed the apron-clad Asaka nee-chan busy with the dishes; perhaps Asaka nee-chan was too fatigued from preparing the food, for her bright clean forehead had some sweat dripping off it, and at this moment I actually felt that Asaka nee-chan was a truly alluring person......

Asaka nee-chan wiped off the sweat on her forehead and said: "Hiroto you've finished changing? I've just finished preparing the meal, remember to go and wash your hands before we start to eat."

"Mm."

I nodded and replied with a short word before proceeding to wash my hands, and when I returned, there were already two set of meals laid atop the table. Asaka nee-chan smiled as she waved to me: "Hiroto, quickly come eat~"

Seeing the sight before me, I actually began to wonder if the person who peeked at me changing earlier was really Asaka nee-chan or not.

Seeing the delicious fragrant variety of food on the table, I gulped in my saliva before starting to wolf onto the food hungrily.

"Asaka nee-chan's cooking is so delicious."

"Hiroto, eat slowly~ don't choke on the food."

After she finished saying that, Asaka nee-chan continued to elegantly eat her meal right in front of her, and when my plate's food got completely eliminated without a trace, I glanced up to notice that Asaka nee-chan had only eaten halfway.

"Gochisosama. I'm leaving first then. Asaka nee-chan, quickly finish up your food before leaving for school, alright?"

(TL: gochisosama = thank you for the meal)

Asaka nee-chan lifted up her head and smiled at me: "I know already, please remember to take care of yourself while walking across the road, don't be so clumsy~"

I don't know why, but before I left the house, I went upstairs to lock my room's doors before grabbing my schoolbag, walking out of the house towards school.

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After Asaka nee-chan gazed at me leaving the house, she stopped eating her meal and quickly stood up, walking towards my room. Plucking out a small metal pin from her apron pocket, she inserted it into the doorknob, and after a series of twisting the door handle left and right, she managed to pry open my room's door easily.

"I did it!! As expected, learning more skills for Hiroto's sake is not a bad idea after all, and since I'll need to go to school later, I don't have that much time~ yesterday I've checked the clothes cabinet. So today, it's time to check Hiroto's computer~"

The sound of my computer turning on resulted in a few words flashing on my computer screen.

(What do I like the most?)

"Whaaat, it actually needs me to answer a question before I could access the computer."

(I like nee-chan.)

(Wrong answer.)

(I love Asaka.)

(Wrong answer.)

(I like Asaka nee-chan.)

(Wrong answer.)

"Eeeehhhhh, what exactly does Hiroto like the most? Aaaahhhhh, being Hiroto's nee-chan, there's actually something about him that I don't know. What's more is that this is about Hiroto's favourite thing, aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh."

Asaka leaned on her chin in front of the computer desk, staring intently onto the keyboard as she thought about the possible answers, starting to feel annoyed when she noticed something seemingly.

"The two buttons on this keyboard seems to be a little blurred, and it feels that these two buttons were slightly loose...... looks like it wasn't caused due to pressing it for a very long time...."

(I like loli.)

(Correct Answer.)

As Asaka nee-chan looked at the hundred of G's of loli material in my D drive, her long slender fingers started to rapidly clicked onto the mouse, and after a while she sat back onto the chair, laughing hysterically.

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The warm glow of the sun shined onto my face, that kind of feeling is rather pleasant; as I breathed in mouthful of fresh air, my melancholy feelings of earlier being peeked onto by Asaka nee-chan evaporated, and I felt inexplicably better already.

"My name is Hasegawa Hiroto, 17 years old, and I'm a hundred percent lolicon."

- ch1(new) end-

(<2153 words to tl)

TL: Thoughts?😅😅